But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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