I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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