Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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