i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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