just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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