She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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