New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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