A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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