She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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