Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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