No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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