I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I can text with my tongue
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
