first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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