so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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