Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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