what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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