People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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