it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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