You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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