my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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