Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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