Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize
