Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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