Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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