They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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