it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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