You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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