i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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