"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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