like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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