....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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