and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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