Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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