Buhtt sex?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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