Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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