We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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