Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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