Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Congratulations! We have a period
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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