dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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