I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
