the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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