sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
