did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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