Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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