just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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