i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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