Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Let's get the cat blown out
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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