C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
