He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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