it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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